Thursday, December 9, 2021

1970s K-mart "The K-Life" & MUSKRAT HORROR

 




TRUE HORROR: At least one of the people in this photo would later drive home and have to hear
The Captain and Tennille's "Muskrat Love" on their car radios while actually driving!

What if they had a medical incident?

I myself have been driven to seizures hearing lyrics like this:

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land
And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and Jinging a Jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese
Sam says to Suzie, Honey, would you please be my Mrs.
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy, rubbing her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now, anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

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