LOWER Your Credit Card Bills With New Containment Device!

Hilda (in photo) lowered her credit card bills by 95%
by staying in this unique containment sphere which makes it entirely impossible to approach storefronts or go shopping.

This miracle-of-finance also floats on water to help potential shoppers stay away from busy commercial areas where retail activity occurs.

maybe it tells other planets that we are nuked and crazy

World Book Encyclopedia, 1966

This is what you call a "b-movie"....

COIN-GRABBING SPOOK FIEND

Had one....the hand would actually snatch the money and disappear.

Nowadays we have actual people for this purpose.

None of them are on the cellphone either!!!

Look 10 years younger: see yourself in glorious low-res!

APOLLO 8.....look for extinct Dino in photo!

BETWEEN TIME AND TIMBUKTU (1972) Diana Moon Glampers Your Handicapper General

Vonnegut-based comedy.....more about this here and here

ECO Tireflator

DON'T DRINK THIS unless you work for the Gov't.

If you DON'T work for the Gov't, you can't drink this.

Non-Gov't workers are not allowed to drink any at all........there's nothing you can do about it either.

So just forget it.